Clintons Accomplishments

Published on April 14, 2005 By ----- In Republican

My list of accomplishments for my first six
years as the President.
I will only be
recording those good things that I have done.
After all, the police and investigation teams
already have a nice file on me down at their
offices for the "other" things I have done.

My list of accomplishments for my first six
years as the President of the United States:

1.

Comments

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on Apr 14, 2005

Also, some humorous quotes(Some political, some not):

Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
--William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton (Before Scandel)

Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently and for the same reason.
--Anonymous

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
--William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton

I did not have sex with that woman
--William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton

Abortion should be safe, legal, and unneccesary
--William J. Clinton - Bill Clinton

The American people are very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the possible exception of stupidity.
--Will Rogers (1879-1935)

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him
--Michael, 14 Advice from Kids

-->Hillary goes to heaven:

Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached her and says "Hillary, I know you're 'somebody' down on Earth, but up here, you're just another person. And, I'm swamped right now, so have a seat and I'll get back with you as soon as I can."

So Hillary sits down and begins looking at her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can't help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.

When St. Peter returns she asks "What's the deal with the clocks?"

St. Peter replies "There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth."

Hillary asks, "Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?"

St. Peter replies, "That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery."

Hillary asks, "Well, is my husband's clock on the wall?"

St. Peter replies, "Of course not. God has it in his office and is using it for an electric fan."

enjoy...

Evorg

on Apr 14, 2005

Deference

on Apr 15, 2005

No. 1 Clinton "Accomplishment"

Signed NAFTA which exploits the poor in third world countries and sucks the jobs out of America. Hmm...suck...job.

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