"If JU was..."

Published on October 4, 2005 By ----- In Humor

Below are all the JUsers i could think of, and what 'role' they would fill if JU was a fantasy/mythological world...etc...(With both magical and non-magical creatures/beings)

Karmagirl- "The all seeing eye/grand banshee" (From the book/movie 'leprechauns')
Brad/Draginol- Zeus (be wary, for he will strike you with his mighty lightning bolts

)
Moderateman- the wizard
Myrrander- The centaur
Kingbee- the 'other' noble
Dabe- the court jester
Parated2k- The paladan
GideonMacleish- The 'fierce' and steadfast fighter
BakerStreet- The scholar
Little Whip- the wise ol' dragon
Dharmagrl- the stern/caring queen
TexasWahine- The bard
Dr.Guy- The sly, yet crafty rogue... (not in a bad way)
Dr.Miller- The weathered fighter
Terpfan1980- the local bartender
Manopeace- the shifter
zoologist03- The young apprentice

Also, if JoeUser's were commercial cartoon characters:

Moderateman- Mr.Clean (?)
Myrrander- Snap
Kingbee- Crackle
Dabe- Pop
Parated2k- (?)
BakerStreet- 7up dude (Whatever it is)
Little Whip- Energizer Bunny
Dharmagrl- Snuggles (Don't ask, its just the first thing that popped into my head when thinking)
TexasWahine- Trix Rabbit
Dr.Guy-
Dr.Miller- Tony the Tiger
Manopeace- Little Caesar man (Pizzia! Pizzia!)

If JU was star wars:

Moderateman- Jedi Master Yoda
Myrrander- Count Dooku
Kingbee- A gungan (?)
Dabe- Emperor Palpatine
Parated2k- Jedi knight Jacen Solo
GideonMacleish- Han Solo
BakerStreet- Luke Skywalker
Little Whip- Jedi Master Mace Windu
Dharmagrl- Leia Solo
phoenixboi- C-3PO
TexasWahine- R2-D2
Dr.Guy- Obi Wan Kenobi
Dr.Miller- Chewbacca
Manopeace- Darth Vader
zoologist03- a padawan

If JU was Star Trek:

Moderateman- Captain Picard
Myrrander- Romulan
Kingbee- Species 8472
Dabe- Borg
Parated2k- Scotty
GideonMacleish- Captain Kirk
BakerStreet- Spock
Little Whip- Worf
Dharmagrl- Captain Janeway
TexasWahine- Troi/Crusher
Dr.Guy- Tom Paris
Dr.Miller- Seven of nine (male version)
Manopeace- Ferengi

Comments

Texas Wahine

on Oct 04, 2005

I'm annoying and peripheral? Thanks, Lucas. I notice that those you've had scuffles with have been assigned flattering characters.

Dr Guy

on Oct 04, 2005

Ok, I can see the Rogue. But Tom Paris? Yea, in my best dreams perhaps! I figure I am Tuvoc. You know, real dull.

dharmagrl

on Oct 04, 2005

Dharmagrl- Snuggles (Don't ask, its just the first thing that popped into my head when thinking)

Huh? Who or what is 'sunggles'?

dharmagrl

on Oct 04, 2005

It's a surreal talking teddy bear that pitches fabric softener.

WTF???? What is he smoking that he thinks I'm some fabric softener bear?
I personally see myself as more 'Bride of Chucky' than fuzzy teddy bear.....

-----

on Oct 04, 2005

I'm annoying and peripheral? Thanks, Lucas. I notice that those you've had scuffles with have been assigned flattering characters

--No! The Trix Rabbit,R2-D2, bard,etc... is because i see you as very good with words, you have a great ability in writing, and you always seem to be upbeat...(IMO) As for the flattering part....thanks for letting me know...i never thought about that...

LoL, he's pretty damned oogly if you ask me, Tex...so maybe NOT such a flattering character, and if you ask me, the Trix rabbit has always been cooler than that young upstart, the energizer bunny.

-Oogly!?

I see you as the energizer bunny cause, you keep going, and going... ya know? Worf= Tough...rugged... (o'course i've watched only six TNG episodes...)

Hahaha! You get an insightful for that one, Lucas.This is a cute and original article, kiddo, the type of you stuff you should have been writing all along. I don't agree with all of your characterizations, (hell, I don't even know who Jedi Master Mace Windu is) but some of them are right on the money...

--When it came down to dabe, i had no doubts about this one... Mace Windu is a JM of the old republic in the SW universe, he's wise, capable, etc... And thanks for the insightful *blushes* "awww, ya shouldn' have..."

He is certainly not worthy of the Darth Vader assignment, however. He just doesn't have the dignity to pull it off, lol.Anyway, I enjoyed this far more than some moldy old essay you could have cut and paste from your vast collection of cheat sites, and even got a few YuKs out it.

Ehh, perhaps.... dignity...'ee don' need no schtinkin dignity...

(glad i have him bl'd) And i don't associate with those sites anymore... so...no worries... the closest thing you'd get (maybe) is just a plain 'ol crappy article...

Ok, I can see the Rogue. But Tom Paris? Yea, in my best dreams perhaps! I figure I am Tuvoc. You know, real dull.

-Tom paris has his ways...kinda like the rogue... Tuvok? Ehh, perhaps tuvoc could go to mano (w/out the logic

)

Huh? Who or what is 'sunggles'?

What LW said...

It's a surreal talking teddy bear that pitches fabric softener.LoL, I saw a Mad TV sketch once about what would REALLY happen if some freakish stuffed toy started speaking to you as you were loading the washing machine...the lady flipped out and started beating it with a shovel....hahahahah.

-Bwahaha! Yeah, i saw that one as well... although SNL is my favorite...

WTF???? What is he smoking that he thinks I'm some fabric softener bear?I personally see myself as more 'Bride of Chucky' than fuzzy teddy bear.....

-Smoking? No, not smoking...oy, how many times do i have to say that...i don't *smoke* anything... Bride of Chucky? Perhaps... but like i said, 'don't ask' ....

Glad y'all liked these...

Moderateman

on Oct 04, 2005

now this is a very cool article lucas, good work.

btw I am very flattered at the roles you put me in.

cept fer mr. clean , don't get that one at all.

-----

on Oct 04, 2005

Thanks MM... and as for the Mr. Clean...thats why i put a "?" by it...

i'm open to other opinions...

Dr Guy

on Oct 04, 2005

BTW: Obi Wan is the coolest! Guess I am going to have to change my avatar!

-----

on Oct 04, 2005

BTW: Obi Wan is the coolest! Guess I am going to have to change my avatar!

lmao

drmiler

on Oct 05, 2005

If JU was star wars:

Moderateman- Jedi Master Yoda
Myrrander- Count Dooku
Kingbee- A gungan (?)
Dabe- Emperor Palpatine
Parated2k- Jedi knight Jacen Solo
GideonMacleish- Han Solo
BakerStreet- Luke Skywalker
Little Whip- Jedi Master Mace Windu
Dharmagrl- Leia Solo
phoenixboi- C-3PO
TexasWahine- R2-D2
Dr.Guy- Obi Wan Kenobi
Dr.Miller- Chewbacca
Manopeace- Darth Vader
zoologist03- a padawan

It's funny that you think this. As far as I know (other than Chewy himself) I'm one of the few that can do that wierd growl he does. You know the one....he does it at the end of the original "Star Wars" when they are getting their medals from Princess Leia.

-----

on Nov 07, 2005

Not to worry, whenever i try, i sound like a dying dog or something...

Best Regards, Lucas

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