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Another article reminded me of one of my friends telling me how they dealt with a couple Jehovah Witnesses, who came to "preach the good word". (Apparently my father was one...suprising)

Apparently, he got a knock on his front door, and checked the blinds, seeing that they were dressed up in the usual garb, carrying a bible,etc... He went and got some soot, made a weird design on his face, grabbed his cat, a knife, and proceeded to go and answer the door.

The two started with the usual chit-chat, They asked if he had heard the "good word", etc... He said, (as straight faced as he could) "Yea, oh, wait a second, let me go finish my ritual to satan...,be right back..." And he walked off, after closing the door. Cleaned up and then made shreiking noises and peeked out the window. To find, humorously, the two "preachers" walking swiftley down the drive way... glancing back with a look of "bewilderment"/"horror" on their face. He said that they have bipassed his house so far...

Now, this is what he told me...whether it is accurate, is unknown. So, take it for humor value if ya want...

LOL

I burst out laughing at this...


Best Regards, Lucas

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on Oct 28, 2005
I ask them question after question and with each answer I answer, "Nah, that's not for me". Then when they finally ask me, "Don't you want to go to heaven?" I answer back, "Not if it's gonna be with a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses".
on Oct 30, 2005
I ask them question after question and with each answer I answer, "Nah, that's not for me". Then when they finally ask me, "Don't you want to go to heaven?" I answer back, "Not if it's gonna be with a bunch of Jehovah Witnesses".


(Ain't that the truth)
on Oct 30, 2005
My favorite response was when a friend of mine and I were visiting friends in Chicago one year. The friends were out at work, as they were wont to be, and he and I were readying our plans to hit the city when the JW's approached. One of them held out a picture with a painting with the JW's idealized version of paradise, and asked "would you like to live in a place like this one day?"

My friend, a longtime stoner, gave them a bewildered look, and answered "no thanks, I like Chicago just fine!"

They couldn't get another word in after that, due to my inability to contain my laughter.
on Oct 31, 2005
, Nice one...tell your friend he got an A in my book...

Some times i wonder why the JW's have yet to be run out of town in our area...but, then the ACLU would be down our throats...
*shudders* We already fought enviromentalists over water (Klamath Falls Water Crisis). And even then, its still being fought over...


Best Regards, Lucas


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