Another article reminded me of one of my friends telling me how they dealt with a couple Jehovah Witnesses, who came to "preach the good word". (Apparently my father was one...suprising)
Apparently, he got a knock on his front door, and checked the blinds, seeing that they were dressed up in the usual garb, carrying a bible,etc... He went and got some soot, made a weird design on his face, grabbed his cat, a knife, and proceeded to go and answer the door.
The two started with the usual chit-chat, They asked if he had heard the "good word", etc... He said, (as straight faced as he could) "Yea, oh, wait a second, let me go finish my ritual to satan...,be right back..." And he walked off, after closing the door. Cleaned up and then made shreiking noises and peeked out the window. To find, humorously, the two "preachers" walking swiftley down the drive way... glancing back with a look of "bewilderment"/"horror" on their face. He said that they have bipassed his house so far...
Now, this is what he told me...whether it is accurate, is unknown. So, take it for humor value if ya want...
LOL
I burst out laughing at this...
Best Regards, Lucas