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Another article reminded me of one of my friends telling me how they dealt with a couple Jehovah Witnesses, who came to "preach the good word". (Apparently my father was one...suprising)

Apparently, he got a knock on his front door, and checked the blinds, seeing that they were dressed up in the usual garb, carrying a bible,etc... He went and got some soot, made a weird design on his face, grabbed his cat, a knife, and proceeded to go and answer the door.

The two started with the usual chit-chat, They asked if he had heard the "good word", etc... He said, (as straight faced as he could) "Yea, oh, wait a second, let me go finish my ritual to satan...,be right back..." And he walked off, after closing the door. Cleaned up and then made shreiking noises and peeked out the window. To find, humorously, the two "preachers" walking swiftley down the drive way... glancing back with a look of "bewilderment"/"horror" on their face. He said that they have bipassed his house so far...

Now, this is what he told me...whether it is accurate, is unknown. So, take it for humor value if ya want...

LOL

I burst out laughing at this...


Best Regards, Lucas

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on Oct 27, 2005
Now that is funny!  I wonder if my cat would stand for that?
on Oct 27, 2005
Now that is funny! I wonder if my cat would stand for that?


-- Yeah, I don't know, thought i would try that once with my cat, and/or dog... but, they wouldn't like that...
on Oct 27, 2005
My husband asked them, with a sly smile, if they accepted open homosexuals. They didn't reply to his question, but suddenly had something really important they needed to do elsewhere. Hehe.
on Oct 27, 2005
Pfft.

Answer the door butt naked and watch them run!!
on Oct 27, 2005
Come to think of it, that would get just about anybody at the door to runnin!
on Oct 27, 2005
My parents used to live down south, in the bible belt and they used to get door-to-door preachers all the time. The really strict ones who thought drinking alcohol of any kind was a sin. So, to combat the fairly regular annoyance, they took to keeping an empty beer can sitting next to the door. Whenever they saw someone in a suit walk up to the door, they'd grab the can and just hold it when they answered the knock.

They usually took a look at the beer can, gave my parents a disapproving look, and politely left. After a while, no more door-to-door God salesmen.
on Oct 27, 2005
I had a neighbor come to my house and tell me that all Catholics are going to hell and that it's the priests fault. She used to be a prostitute and a drug user until she found the Lord.

I had a Mary figurine that my grandma made me for my first communion setting out and she said that I was worshipping idols. I didn't think of it at the time but I wish I had grabbed Mary, covered her ears and said "shhh! she'll hear you".


I was so glad when I could move out of that apartment and into base housing.
on Oct 27, 2005
She used to be a prostitute and a drug user until she found the Lord.


Is it me, or does that sound a bit...well, never mind... who am i to judge...

I had a Mary figurine that my grandma made me for my first communion setting out and she said that I was worshipping idols. I didn't think of it at the time but I wish I had grabbed Mary, covered her ears and said "shhh! she'll hear you".


Hmmm, my granny also had one... still do not know what happened with it, we *think* it got cremated with her (whoops!)

My parents used to live down south, in the bible belt and they used to get door-to-door preachers all the time. The really strict ones who thought drinking alcohol of any kind was a sin. So, to combat the fairly regular annoyance, they took to keeping an empty beer can sitting next to the door. Whenever they saw someone in a suit walk up to the door, they'd grab the can and just hold it when they answered the knock.


, nice...very nice...(Thankfully the majority of religious people here are catholic and LDS, but they keep to themselves)

Come to think of it, that would get just about anybody at the door to runnin!


--Errm, uh, yeah.... especially with it eing ME (They'd be traumatized for life)

My husband asked them, with a sly smile, if they accepted open homosexuals. They didn't reply to his question, but suddenly had something really important they needed to do elsewhere. Hehe.


--Hmmm, not a bad one... though, isn't that not PC ? We musn't say that...

on Oct 28, 2005

I didn't think of it at the time but I wish I had grabbed Mary, covered her ears and said "shhh! she'll hear you".

!  I love that one as well!

From a fellow Catholic that can tell the difference between worshipping idols, and honoring saints!

on Oct 28, 2005
Reply By: Dr. GuyPosted: Friday, October 28, 2005I didn't think of it at the time but I wish I had grabbed Mary, covered her ears and said "shhh! she'll hear you". ! I love that one as well!From a fellow Catholic that can tell the difference between worshipping idols, and honoring saints!


--Hmmm, pagan idol, or saints, pagan idol, or saints, pagan idol, or saints, pagan idol, or saints, pagan idol, or saints, .........hmmm, the decisions....


(I think i might just go with a nice stone mayan idol...not too modern...jus the right touch of evil,errr...power, erc....)



on Oct 28, 2005

(I think i might just go with a nice stone mayan idol...not too modern...jus the right touch of evil,errr...power, erc....)

Their Pyramid hats are supposed to cure all ills too!

on Oct 28, 2005
Their Pyramid hats are supposed to cure all ills too!


Yep, and voodoo dolls are the long distance form of revenge...

Learned a few things when my aunt started practicing wicca, and no, she didn't start out with white wicca...

(Hey, take a look at some of my humor articles will ya? especially the bin laden one... ("Delicious and Nutritious...) ) (be much oblidged)


Best regards,Lucas
on Oct 28, 2005
I am very thankful no one ever came to the door with a sacrificed cat in hand, butt naked, or with some weird quasi-pagan paraphrenalia. Just boring old Church of England types, mostly "no thanks, we go on Christmas and Easter". That's where I realized that in C of E, the C and the E must stand for Christmas and Easter.
on Oct 28, 2005
I am very thankful no one ever came to the door with a sacrificed cat in hand, butt naked, or with some weird quasi-pagan paraphrenalia. Just boring old Church of England types, mostly "no thanks, we go on Christmas and Easter". That's where I realized that in C of E, the C and the E must stand for Christmas and Easter.


on Oct 28, 2005
Im so bored I invite them in to talk and ask them all sorts of arcane questions about their faith.


IRK!!! Arn't arcane questions the bane of most bringers of "good word".... Right.... Anyway... If ya ever need someone to talk to LW, ya got my number... ( )
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