JU has been hit by a plague!!!
Oh no! It couldn't be! *gasps* IT IS! IT IS TRUE! My blog, my lowly, bile filled, whine-aholic blog is #13! Noooooooo!!!! It can't be right! How could mine be quickley rising, if it reaches the top ten *gasps* the end is near! *shudders* I have passed such golden bards as Texas Wahine, such proverbial master of the word, Little Whip. I bounded over wise 'ol Baker street, and Parated2k! Nooooo!!! Its the weather! Yeah! Thats it! *glances about, seeing that the sky is clear* Curses! *has an idea* Its the confounded, and maniacal Jumping bug, the bane of JU and its bloggers! How shall i defeat it? *gasps again* What is this, *the* vice leader of the great points caslte has fallen! Oh..woe, woe-eese me! The sky is falling!
THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MERELY A SPOOF/SATIRE/HUMOR. I WAS BORED TONIGHT (ITS AROUND 9:42PM PST). SO I TYPED THIS.
Best Regards, Lucas