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Published on November 9, 2005 By ----- In Humor
You know yer from Klamath Falls when you declare your non-catholic faith and end up getting ran out of town.

You know yer from klamath falls when it snows in the summer, rains in winter, and you have droughts in the winter.

You know yer from klamath falls when your local high schools have insited on closing all sports due to the need to increase salaries.

You know yer from klamath falls when yer enemy is the EPA.

You know yer from Klamath falls when yer other enemy lives at the bottom of a lake.

You know yer from klamath falls when yer "other" enemy nearly makes the local farmin economy plummet.

You know yer from klamath falls when get excited about a rodeo.

You know yer from klamath falls when "near by" means five miles down the road.

You know yer from klamath falls when you see more horses on the road than cars.

You know yer from klamath falls when you build your house with shocks. (the frequency of earthquakes)

And, finally....

You know yer from klamath falls when you know that liberals are an endangered species here.



(And there'll be more later)



Best Regards, Lucas

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on Jan 09, 2006
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Here are some more...

You know you're from Klamath when you have a mayor that only shows his face during elections.

You know you're from Klamath when the local fairgrounds is sponsered by the 4H club.

You know you're from Klamath when you shout "Where!?" And pull out your rifle, whenever someone shouts "Duck!"

You know you're from Klamath when you fish for endagered species, and call it "protecting endangered humans."