"British Bangers, Swedish Sausages, and German Weiners. Half off sale." -Dick howards meats. (Which is, also, coincidentally, located next to a topless bar...)

Half off!? *gulp*

"Free Head exam." -Beach's Jewelers

Me first!

"Leaders hoe into EU farm barriers" - Link

"Wak job, only 9.95$" - O'hare's Car wash (Meant Wax...job)

"No shoes, no shirt, no pants? No problem." - Drew's dept. store.

"US courting Mongolia to counter China" Link

-Guess Mongolia looked better..."The Bachelor" in asia anyone?

"The day the sea came" Link

-And I guess everything else is taking time off?

"Al Qaeda Provoking War" Link

-No really?

"Labor angry at Peres for thinking of joining Sharon's party" Link

-All that work...

"Iraq delays new offensive" Link

-And the Democrats never stop.... (Not ALL democrats...okay?)

"U.S. war critic to join Saddam defense" -Cindy Sheehan?

"War protesters pack up"

-They were there? I hadn't noticed.

"Warner: Bush should use 'fireside chats" Link

-And Democrats could use brains... (Some democrats)

"US under pressure over CIA prisoner transport" Link

-What next? Plush chairs, stewardess, and in-transport movies?

"Republican Senator urges Bush to explain Iraq War" Link

-And where were you the past few years?



--Lucas