Right...Well...I got little creative...and cranked these out...sure...they may be horrible...and not worthy of _______ (insert suitable word) But...oh well...I went as far as i could...
Here ya go...
Best Regards, Lucas
Note: The 1st song is based on the "Song that never ends" from the older childrens show "lamb chop and friends.""
Anti Liberal Version of the Lamb Chop "Song that never ends"
Oh this is a song that never ends…
Yes it goes on and on my friends…
Some liberals, started singing it, not knowing what it was…
And they continued singing it forever…just because…
It’s the Bashing Bush song…It goes on and on and on….
Some liberals, started singing it not knowing what it was…
And they’ll continue singing it cause they don’t give a darn…
Oh it’s the song that never ends…their words keep coming out their ends…
Some people…don’t listen at all…
They just go mouth of…
They sing a song that never ends…
The same ‘ol tripe again…
Oh this is a song that never ends…
Yes it goes on and on my friends…
Some liberals, started singing it, not knowing what it was…
And they continued singing it forever…just because…
It’s the Bashing Bush song…It goes on and on and on….
Some liberals, started singing it not knowing what it was…
And they’ll continue singing it cause they don’t give a darn…
Oh it’s the song that never ends…their words keep coming out their ends…
NOTE: Next song is to be hummed along the line of John Denvers (?) "Thank god i'm a country boy"
"Thank god I'm not Howard Dean"
Oh my name’s Howard Dean…
And I look kinda funny…
I lead the “people’s party”
I do it for the money…
(Whoops…)
I’m doing just fine..
Except for one small thing,
My party’s flat spinning…
And no one believes in me…
(Oh, and I sound like an ’ol fog horn…)
I flip and flop,
And never stand fast,
I look like fool..
And give speeches out my ass…
I try to make sense,
Of a right wing conspiracy…
It’s got something to do with truth and reality…
Man, those mean ‘ol nut jobs are out to get me…
Oh my name’s Howard Dean…
And I look kinda funny…
I lead the “people’s party”
I do it for the money…
(Whoops…)
Oh he's nothing but a funny, funny liberal........
Thank god I'm not Howard Dean.
Working on a French song....not sure how long it'll take....
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