French Gov't seeks reform

Published on December 9, 2005 By ----- In Humor

We are, to instate a new French national motto.
Instead of: “Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood.”
No more, will we be note worthy of bravery, intelligence, and wisdom.
No more of the famous saying and war time strategy, by Ferdinand Foch: “My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.”

We shall transcend the current level of consciousness and excel in enlightenment.
Our new motto: “Runaway! Runaway! Runaway!”
Our new saying : “You do not have to be faster than the fastest Frenchman, just faster than Jacque Chirac.”
Our new war time strategy: “Please sir, I want some more.”
Our new "war time" tactics: Expeditious Retreat & Unconditional Surrender

Best Regards, Lucas

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