Warning! Trolls have escaped!

What do you do when you meet one?

Published on January 13, 2006 By ----- In Humor

WARNING, TROLLS!

An urgent message goes out to all JU'sians.

Trolls have escaped, and are on rampages!

Some notable species are:

Colonias speakerbox

~Known to insist that its arch enemy is vile and is always up to something. Wildly waves its arms in the air and screams incoherently.

Dabus bannishus

~Known for violent outbursts and carrying around a club with a bid 'BB' on it. Don't let the looks fool you. Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone extinct.

Trollus Anonymus

~Notably the most formidable troll. Its exact origin is unknown. You never know when it will strike, or what it will do.

Prevention: A good prevention is using a BL shield. However, if that is not enough, call upon the article options. That should solve your troll problem.

If you have any problems, just call 1-800-Big-Bad-Troll-Bashers (A fee of 99 cents per minute will be charged.)

Comments

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on Jan 13, 2006

A "this thing never got onto the new post lists" bump (That i see at this exact moment)

Moderateman

on Jan 13, 2006

very cute and imaginative. Good stuff.

HC1240

on Jan 13, 2006

Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone extinct.

How does an extinct troll escape?

Dr Guy

on Jan 13, 2006

Very Cute! You might want to add to this. Graphics and text are pretty good!

Gideon MacLeish

on Jan 13, 2006

Trollus Anonymous is easily extinguished by allowing only registered users to your site. But I preferto bash 'em with the club of common sense and slash 'em with the sword of sarcasm.

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on Jan 13, 2006

~To HC~

Yeah, I realized my blunder but for some reason i can't edit this... grrr!

~To Gid~

Shh! Don't tell them!

~MM/Dr.G~

Thanks, and will do when i think of more, and when i have more time.

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on Jan 13, 2006

Very Cute!

*gollem voice*
B'ah No cutesies... My precious....

Dr Guy

on Jan 13, 2006

*gollem voice*
B'ah No cutesies... My precious....

Sorry! Very funny. Better Gollum?

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on Jan 13, 2006

Sorry! Very funny. Better Gollum?

Swing...Strike two!

N'ah, anything works...

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