I have a question that i want to poll. "Do you think that Little Whip truly cares about others here?" My vote, Yes. You? Arn't I a schtinker?

I have a question that i want to poll. "Do you think that Little Whip truly cares about others here?" My vote, Yes. You? Arn't I a schtinker?

Today God himself took over as the head negotiator in the conflict in the Middle East. Using his powers he brought Yasser Arafat, Ariel Sharon, and all of their people to heaven itself where they were waited on hand and foot by angels as God attempted to broker a ceasefire. God motioned for silence and began "Whether you are a Palestinian or an Israeli, you are one my children. That's why I want you both sides to stop fighting and to co-exist in harmony from this point on! I have spoken!"...

Today God himself took over as the head negotiator in the conflict in the Middle East. Using his powers he brought Yasser Arafat, Ariel Sharon, and all of their people to heaven itself where they were waited on hand and foot by angels as God attempted to broker a ceasefire. God motioned for silence and began "Whether you are a Palestinian or an Israeli, you are one my children. That's why I want you both sides to stop fighting and to co-exist in harmony from this point on! I have spoken!"...

The Top 10 Things Heard At The United Nations Commission On Human Rights Since Moammar Gadaffi Took Over : Link My Favorite: 2) If you think my getting this job will make the US mad, wait until they find out Saddam Hussein has been made the UN's chief weapons inspector. Politically Correct Fairy Tales Hansel and Gretel Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of candy and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured bot...

The Top 10 Things Heard At The United Nations Commission On Human Rights Since Moammar Gadaffi Took Over : Link My Favorite: 2) If you think my getting this job will make the US mad, wait until they find out Saddam Hussein has been made the UN's chief weapons inspector. Politically Correct Fairy Tales Hansel and Gretel Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of candy and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured bot...

Oh no! It couldn't be! *gasps* IT IS! IT IS TRUE! My blog, my lowly, bile filled, whine-aholic blog is #13! Noooooooo!!!! It can't be right! How could mine be quickley rising, if it reaches the top ten *gasps* the end is near! *shudders* I have passed such golden bards as Texas Wahine, such proverbial master of the word, Little Whip. I bounded over wise 'ol Baker street, and Parated2k! Nooooo!!! Its the weather! Yeah! Thats it! *glances about, seeing that the sky is clear* Curses! *has an ide...

Oh no! It couldn't be! *gasps* IT IS! IT IS TRUE! My blog, my lowly, bile filled, whine-aholic blog is #13! Noooooooo!!!! It can't be right! How could mine be quickley rising, if it reaches the top ten *gasps* the end is near! *shudders* I have passed such golden bards as Texas Wahine, such proverbial master of the word, Little Whip. I bounded over wise 'ol Baker street, and Parated2k! Nooooo!!! Its the weather! Yeah! Thats it! *glances about, seeing that the sky is clear* Curses! *has an ide...

Yahoo: Your soul searching experts since... Yahoo has gone into the 'soul searching' category.... yep, apparently they have been having some trouble, and finally found a way to get up in the market... ("Hey, Satan? Yeah, i got this moderately used 1967 model caucasion...yeah, its fairly cheap, care to go for a test drive.....") Find yours today! Link Link

Yahoo: Your soul searching experts since... Yahoo has gone into the 'soul searching' category.... yep, apparently they have been having some trouble, and finally found a way to get up in the market... ("Hey, Satan? Yeah, i got this moderately used 1967 model caucasion...yeah, its fairly cheap, care to go for a test drive.....") Find yours today! Link Link

Another article reminded me of one of my friends telling me how they dealt with a couple Jehovah Witnesses, who came to "preach the good word". (Apparently my father was one...suprising) Apparently, he got a knock on his front door, and checked the blinds, seeing that they were dressed up in the usual garb, carrying a bible,etc... He went and got some soot, made a weird design on his face, grabbed his cat, a knife, and proceeded to go and answer the door. The two started with the usua...

Another article reminded me of one of my friends telling me how they dealt with a couple Jehovah Witnesses, who came to "preach the good word". (Apparently my father was one...suprising) Apparently, he got a knock on his front door, and checked the blinds, seeing that they were dressed up in the usual garb, carrying a bible,etc... He went and got some soot, made a weird design on his face, grabbed his cat, a knife, and proceeded to go and answer the door. The two started with the usua...

Found: Link ROFLMAO!!! I was browsing around and saw this, LOL, I couldn't help but think about evolution gone wrong... I just had to post this... If anyone has a problem with me posting this, just let me know...I will delete it asap.

Found: Link ROFLMAO!!! I was browsing around and saw this, LOL, I couldn't help but think about evolution gone wrong... I just had to post this... If anyone has a problem with me posting this, just let me know...I will delete it asap.

Found at: Link --Yeah, well, to all those witches out there, take heed. Don't Drink and fly... (I know a few around town...) LOL