Are you a thread killer? Whenever you post your two cents, does everyone vanish? Do you feel dejected, tormented, or angered by it? Well, join the club, our club - the "Bloggers =Thread Killers" alliance. Where we all empathize with you. (No, Seriously!) If BTK is not for you, then we suggest you try either BETT, TP, or TPA. (Bloggers for the Ethical Treatment of Threads / Thread Protection / Thread Protection Agency) Thank you for reading this poor thread. Signed, Preside...

Are you a thread killer? Whenever you post your two cents, does everyone vanish? Do you feel dejected, tormented, or angered by it? Well, join the club, our club - the "Bloggers =Thread Killers" alliance. Where we all empathize with you. (No, Seriously!) If BTK is not for you, then we suggest you try either BETT, TP, or TPA. (Bloggers for the Ethical Treatment of Threads / Thread Protection / Thread Protection Agency) Thank you for reading this poor thread. Signed, Preside...

" Terrorists? Who're they?" "Where'd they go?" "So, How do I look?" NOTE: Some photos sent to me via a forward

" Terrorists? Who're they?" "Where'd they go?" "So, How do I look?" NOTE: Some photos sent to me via a forward

WARNING, TROLLS! An urgent message goes out to all JU'sians. Trolls have escaped, and are on rampages! Some notable species are: Colonias speakerbox ~Known to insist that its arch enemy is vile and is always up to something. Wildly waves its arms in the air and screams incoherently. Dabus bannishus ~Known for violent outbursts and carrying around a club with a bid 'BB' on it. Don't let the looks fool you. Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone ...

WARNING, TROLLS! An urgent message goes out to all JU'sians. Trolls have escaped, and are on rampages! Some notable species are: Colonias speakerbox ~Known to insist that its arch enemy is vile and is always up to something. Wildly waves its arms in the air and screams incoherently. Dabus bannishus ~Known for violent outbursts and carrying around a club with a bid 'BB' on it. Don't let the looks fool you. Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone ...

We are, to instate a new French national motto. Instead of: “Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood.” No more, will we be note worthy of bravery, intelligence, and wisdom. No more of the famous saying and war time strategy, by Ferdinand Foch: “My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.” We shall transcend the current level of consciousness and excel in enlightenment. Our new motto: “Runaway! Runaway! Runaway!” Our new saying : “You do not have to ...

We are, to instate a new French national motto. Instead of: “Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood.” No more, will we be note worthy of bravery, intelligence, and wisdom. No more of the famous saying and war time strategy, by Ferdinand Foch: “My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.” We shall transcend the current level of consciousness and excel in enlightenment. Our new motto: “Runaway! Runaway! Runaway!” Our new saying : “You do not have to ...

Right...Well...I got little creative...and cranked these out...sure...they may be horrible...and not worthy of _______ (insert suitable word) But...oh well...I went as far as i could... Here ya go... Best Regards, Lucas Note: The 1st song is based on the "Song that never ends" from the older childrens show "lamb chop and friends."" Anti Liberal Version of the Lamb Chop "Song that never ends" Oh this is a song that never ends… Yes it goes on and on my friends… Some liber...

Right...Well...I got little creative...and cranked these out...sure...they may be horrible...and not worthy of _______ (insert suitable word) But...oh well...I went as far as i could... Here ya go... Best Regards, Lucas Note: The 1st song is based on the "Song that never ends" from the older childrens show "lamb chop and friends."" Anti Liberal Version of the Lamb Chop "Song that never ends" Oh this is a song that never ends… Yes it goes on and on my friends… Some liber...

"British Bangers, Swedish Sausages, and German Weiners. Half off sale." -Dick howards meats. (Which is, also, coincidentally, located next to a topless bar...) Half off!? *gulp* "Free Head exam." -Beach's Jewelers Me first! "Leaders hoe into EU farm barriers" - Link "Wak job, only 9.95$" - O'hare's Car wash (Meant Wax...job) "No shoes, no shirt, no pants? No problem." - Drew's dept. store. "US courting Mongolia to counter China" Link -Guess Mongolia looked better.....

"British Bangers, Swedish Sausages, and German Weiners. Half off sale." -Dick howards meats. (Which is, also, coincidentally, located next to a topless bar...) Half off!? *gulp* "Free Head exam." -Beach's Jewelers Me first! "Leaders hoe into EU farm barriers" - Link "Wak job, only 9.95$" - O'hare's Car wash (Meant Wax...job) "No shoes, no shirt, no pants? No problem." - Drew's dept. store. "US courting Mongolia to counter China" Link -Guess Mongolia looked better.....

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet t...

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet t...

Ok, first of all. This is an attempt at a humorous written comic. A Satire/spoof, nothing but comedy. So, bear with me. Also, If you feel that there are any direct references that you do not care for... just let me know. I do not write these to intentionally poke at one as to condem, just to joke around. Also, I am *not* directly/indirectly meaning anything towards the admins. The possibility of someone thinking that sprang into my mind. And i wanted to make it clear. Anyway, I got the i...