Right...Well...I got little creative...and cranked these out...sure...they may be horrible...and not worthy of _______ (insert suitable word) But...oh well...I went as far as i could... Here ya go... Best Regards, Lucas Note: The 1st song is based on the "Song that never ends" from the older childrens show "lamb chop and friends."" Anti Liberal Version of the Lamb Chop "Song that never ends" Oh this is a song that never ends… Yes it goes on and on my friends… Some liber...

Right...Well...I got little creative...and cranked these out...sure...they may be horrible...and not worthy of _______ (insert suitable word) But...oh well...I went as far as i could... Here ya go... Best Regards, Lucas Note: The 1st song is based on the "Song that never ends" from the older childrens show "lamb chop and friends."" Anti Liberal Version of the Lamb Chop "Song that never ends" Oh this is a song that never ends… Yes it goes on and on my friends… Some liber...

"British Bangers, Swedish Sausages, and German Weiners. Half off sale." -Dick howards meats. (Which is, also, coincidentally, located next to a topless bar...) Half off!? *gulp* "Free Head exam." -Beach's Jewelers Me first! "Leaders hoe into EU farm barriers" - Link "Wak job, only 9.95$" - O'hare's Car wash (Meant Wax...job) "No shoes, no shirt, no pants? No problem." - Drew's dept. store. "US courting Mongolia to counter China" Link -Guess Mongolia looked better.....

"British Bangers, Swedish Sausages, and German Weiners. Half off sale." -Dick howards meats. (Which is, also, coincidentally, located next to a topless bar...) Half off!? *gulp* "Free Head exam." -Beach's Jewelers Me first! "Leaders hoe into EU farm barriers" - Link "Wak job, only 9.95$" - O'hare's Car wash (Meant Wax...job) "No shoes, no shirt, no pants? No problem." - Drew's dept. store. "US courting Mongolia to counter China" Link -Guess Mongolia looked better.....

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet t...

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet t...

Ok, first of all. This is an attempt at a humorous written comic. A Satire/spoof, nothing but comedy. So, bear with me. Also, If you feel that there are any direct references that you do not care for... just let me know. I do not write these to intentionally poke at one as to condem, just to joke around. Also, I am *not* directly/indirectly meaning anything towards the admins. The possibility of someone thinking that sprang into my mind. And i wanted to make it clear. Anyway, I got the i...

Ok, first of all. This is an attempt at a humorous written comic. A Satire/spoof, nothing but comedy. So, bear with me. Also, If you feel that there are any direct references that you do not care for... just let me know. I do not write these to intentionally poke at one as to condem, just to joke around. Also, I am *not* directly/indirectly meaning anything towards the admins. The possibility of someone thinking that sprang into my mind. And i wanted to make it clear. Anyway, I got the i...

Well, this was sent to me by a friend who found it on a writing sight... NOTE: THIS IS NOT MINE , but it is funny as hell... Hell Found me Hell found me. Funny thing, I wasn't even purposely looking for Hell. It just kinda happened. Actually, he was dressed pretty nice. Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Hell is a place, not a person. Yeah, that's what I used to think too. Nah, he's a person representing the place of hell, working a job just like you and me...

Well, this was sent to me by a friend who found it on a writing sight... NOTE: THIS IS NOT MINE , but it is funny as hell... Hell Found me Hell found me. Funny thing, I wasn't even purposely looking for Hell. It just kinda happened. Actually, he was dressed pretty nice. Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Hell is a place, not a person. Yeah, that's what I used to think too. Nah, he's a person representing the place of hell, working a job just like you and me...

Well, in my local area, one of the news stations promotes closed captioning as a way to learn to read, and learn english as a second language. The problem is.... (At least on my t.v.) I don't get proper english... All i find is symbols, cut offs and other, strange things that make the "english" look like gibberish... Not the best way to learn to read, or english if i do say so. Perhaps it is just my t.v., or area... :/ Best Regards, Lucas

Well, in my local area, one of the news stations promotes closed captioning as a way to learn to read, and learn english as a second language. The problem is.... (At least on my t.v.) I don't get proper english... All i find is symbols, cut offs and other, strange things that make the "english" look like gibberish... Not the best way to learn to read, or english if i do say so. Perhaps it is just my t.v., or area... :/ Best Regards, Lucas

You know yer from Klamath Falls when you declare your non-catholic faith and end up getting ran out of town. You know yer from klamath falls when it snows in the summer, rains in winter, and you have droughts in the winter. You know yer from klamath falls when your local high schools have insited on closing all sports due to the need to increase salaries. You know yer from klamath falls when yer enemy is the EPA. You know yer from Klamath falls when yer other enemy lives at the bo...

You know yer from Klamath Falls when you declare your non-catholic faith and end up getting ran out of town. You know yer from klamath falls when it snows in the summer, rains in winter, and you have droughts in the winter. You know yer from klamath falls when your local high schools have insited on closing all sports due to the need to increase salaries. You know yer from klamath falls when yer enemy is the EPA. You know yer from Klamath falls when yer other enemy lives at the bo...

Oh no! It couldn't be! *gasps* IT IS! IT IS TRUE! My blog, my lowly, bile filled, whine-aholic blog is #13! Noooooooo!!!! It can't be right! How could mine be quickley rising, if it reaches the top ten *gasps* the end is near! *shudders* I have passed such golden bards as Texas Wahine, such proverbial master of the word, Little Whip. I bounded over wise 'ol Baker street, and Parated2k! Nooooo!!! Its the weather! Yeah! Thats it! *glances about, seeing that the sky is clear* Curses! *has an ide...