Ok, get this. For the last few months, the community college that I attend have been looking for a mascot. They received numerous entries. Now, the college is in what would be defined as "high desert". The three finalists were: Bandits, Desparados, and Badgers. Guess which one is now our mascot? Badgers. So, my CC is now known as the: Alrighty then...."Badgers" just seems so out of place. Partially cause, as long as i have lived here (17+ years), I have yet to hear of any badge...

Ok, get this. For the last few months, the community college that I attend have been looking for a mascot. They received numerous entries. Now, the college is in what would be defined as "high desert". The three finalists were: Bandits, Desparados, and Badgers. Guess which one is now our mascot? Badgers. So, my CC is now known as the: Alrighty then...."Badgers" just seems so out of place. Partially cause, as long as i have lived here (17+ years), I have yet to hear of any badge...

"Hello sir, have I got a deal for you!" No thank... How many get calls from telemarketers, sometimes at ungodly hours...? Well...I've handled them in the following manners: "No thank you." ~Followed by hanging up. "Ya know what, i am really interested, but could you give me a second. I have dinner on." ~Followed by leaving the phone and "forgetting" about it. "Me no speak english" ~ It works... "No-No. I have a great deal for you!" ~ I go on babbling about random "deals"...

"Hello sir, have I got a deal for you!" No thank... How many get calls from telemarketers, sometimes at ungodly hours...? Well...I've handled them in the following manners: "No thank you." ~Followed by hanging up. "Ya know what, i am really interested, but could you give me a second. I have dinner on." ~Followed by leaving the phone and "forgetting" about it. "Me no speak english" ~ It works... "No-No. I have a great deal for you!" ~ I go on babbling about random "deals"...

(Kind of a corny title...Meh) Here he comes a caroling, Caroling with glee, maniacally It's he! Colon G! Arm in arm with Michael Moore, He shows logic out the door. "Facts", blithe and glee. He spouts gibberish with a forked tongue, He speaks riddles, Sings maniacally , "Come bash bush with me!" *cackles hysterically* When he gets cornered, (and) Doesn't know what to do. He screams and chants, Rages and stamps. Hmm, he sounds like Howard Dean. Don't bothe...

(Kind of a corny title...Meh) Here he comes a caroling, Caroling with glee, maniacally It's he! Colon G! Arm in arm with Michael Moore, He shows logic out the door. "Facts", blithe and glee. He spouts gibberish with a forked tongue, He speaks riddles, Sings maniacally , "Come bash bush with me!" *cackles hysterically* When he gets cornered, (and) Doesn't know what to do. He screams and chants, Rages and stamps. Hmm, he sounds like Howard Dean. Don't bothe...

Are you a thread killer? Whenever you post your two cents, does everyone vanish? Do you feel dejected, tormented, or angered by it? Well, join the club, our club - the "Bloggers =Thread Killers" alliance. Where we all empathize with you. (No, Seriously!) If BTK is not for you, then we suggest you try either BETT, TP, or TPA. (Bloggers for the Ethical Treatment of Threads / Thread Protection / Thread Protection Agency) Thank you for reading this poor thread. Signed, Preside...

Are you a thread killer? Whenever you post your two cents, does everyone vanish? Do you feel dejected, tormented, or angered by it? Well, join the club, our club - the "Bloggers =Thread Killers" alliance. Where we all empathize with you. (No, Seriously!) If BTK is not for you, then we suggest you try either BETT, TP, or TPA. (Bloggers for the Ethical Treatment of Threads / Thread Protection / Thread Protection Agency) Thank you for reading this poor thread. Signed, Preside...

" Terrorists? Who're they?" "Where'd they go?" "So, How do I look?" NOTE: Some photos sent to me via a forward

" Terrorists? Who're they?" "Where'd they go?" "So, How do I look?" NOTE: Some photos sent to me via a forward

WARNING, TROLLS! An urgent message goes out to all JU'sians. Trolls have escaped, and are on rampages! Some notable species are: Colonias speakerbox ~Known to insist that its arch enemy is vile and is always up to something. Wildly waves its arms in the air and screams incoherently. Dabus bannishus ~Known for violent outbursts and carrying around a club with a bid 'BB' on it. Don't let the looks fool you. Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone ...

WARNING, TROLLS! An urgent message goes out to all JU'sians. Trolls have escaped, and are on rampages! Some notable species are: Colonias speakerbox ~Known to insist that its arch enemy is vile and is always up to something. Wildly waves its arms in the air and screams incoherently. Dabus bannishus ~Known for violent outbursts and carrying around a club with a bid 'BB' on it. Don't let the looks fool you. Formerly a widley roaming species, it has now gone ...

We are, to instate a new French national motto. Instead of: “Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood.” No more, will we be note worthy of bravery, intelligence, and wisdom. No more of the famous saying and war time strategy, by Ferdinand Foch: “My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.” We shall transcend the current level of consciousness and excel in enlightenment. Our new motto: “Runaway! Runaway! Runaway!” Our new saying : “You do not have to ...

We are, to instate a new French national motto. Instead of: “Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood.” No more, will we be note worthy of bravery, intelligence, and wisdom. No more of the famous saying and war time strategy, by Ferdinand Foch: “My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.” We shall transcend the current level of consciousness and excel in enlightenment. Our new motto: “Runaway! Runaway! Runaway!” Our new saying : “You do not have to ...

Right...Well...I got little creative...and cranked these out...sure...they may be horrible...and not worthy of _______ (insert suitable word) But...oh well...I went as far as i could... Here ya go... Best Regards, Lucas Note: The 1st song is based on the "Song that never ends" from the older childrens show "lamb chop and friends."" Anti Liberal Version of the Lamb Chop "Song that never ends" Oh this is a song that never ends… Yes it goes on and on my friends… Some liber...