I,Ironically, put this under humor...although not many would view it that way...maybe... As the story goes, back in the 1950's an indian man, of the local tribe, (Klamath) moelested a families(non-indian) daughter...the town was outraged...legally he would only be imprisoned...soooo.....the Klamath Indian Tribe Chiefs took justice into their hands, having been on good relations with the girls family, they took the man from his prison cell (awaiting decision,etc...) and took him onto their ...

This may seem cruel categorizing this under humor...but........... Why is it, that, coincidentaly when Dr. Guy (I beleive, i apologize if i am wrong) posts an article on bestiality...some one dies....*laughs*.....this is just funny....guess he gave the horse steroids? (J/K) Here's the link: Link -Now, I find the thought of bestiality completely gross, its a total lack of sense IMO.....but, i can't do anything about it, and..."what ever floats their boat..." (to quote a friend of ...

LOL Thought people would look, was bored so i thought i'd just post this.... (Am just kidding) Journal 9/6/05 Well, as i mentioned before, i want to be an actor. Well, i signed up for some classes, i've also been meaning to talk to the arts teacher at KCC. I've checked into getting a job both at the local theater (the big one) and work forest fires (doing time keeping, etc... non-flammable related jobs). According to my cousins fiance, who did time keeping last couple years. You g...

Found: Link ROFLMAO!!! I was browsing around and saw this, LOL, I couldn't help but think about evolution gone wrong... I just had to post this... If anyone has a problem with me posting this, just let me know...I will delete it asap.

Found at: Link --Yeah, well, to all those witches out there, take heed. Don't Drink and fly... (I know a few around town...) LOL

(I found the Picture on the net, although i don't remember where....) NOTE: PICTURE NOT MINE!!! -When i saw this picture, i laughed my but off.... Though i am disheartened in that we haven't been able to find him yet... (At least from what i've found)

I have a question that i want to poll. "Do you think that Little Whip truly cares about others here?" My vote, Yes. You? Arn't I a schtinker?

Today God himself took over as the head negotiator in the conflict in the Middle East. Using his powers he brought Yasser Arafat, Ariel Sharon, and all of their people to heaven itself where they were waited on hand and foot by angels as God attempted to broker a ceasefire. God motioned for silence and began "Whether you are a Palestinian or an Israeli, you are one my children. That's why I want you both sides to stop fighting and to co-exist in harmony from this point on! I have spoken!"...

The Top 10 Things Heard At The United Nations Commission On Human Rights Since Moammar Gadaffi Took Over : Link My Favorite: 2) If you think my getting this job will make the US mad, wait until they find out Saddam Hussein has been made the UN's chief weapons inspector. Politically Correct Fairy Tales Hansel and Gretel Hansel and Gretel were lost in the woods when they came upon a house made of candy and cake. An old witch invited them in and then captured bot...

We are, to instate a new French national motto. Instead of: “Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood.” No more, will we be note worthy of bravery, intelligence, and wisdom. No more of the famous saying and war time strategy, by Ferdinand Foch: “My center is giving way, my right is in retreat; situation excellent. I shall attack.” We shall transcend the current level of consciousness and excel in enlightenment. Our new motto: “Runaway! Runaway! Runaway!” Our new saying : “You do not have to ...

Right...Well...I got little creative...and cranked these out...sure...they may be horrible...and not worthy of _______ (insert suitable word) But...oh well...I went as far as i could... Here ya go... Best Regards, Lucas Note: The 1st song is based on the "Song that never ends" from the older childrens show "lamb chop and friends."" Anti Liberal Version of the Lamb Chop "Song that never ends" Oh this is a song that never ends… Yes it goes on and on my friends… Some liber...

"British Bangers, Swedish Sausages, and German Weiners. Half off sale." -Dick howards meats. (Which is, also, coincidentally, located next to a topless bar...) Half off!? *gulp* "Free Head exam." -Beach's Jewelers Me first! "Leaders hoe into EU farm barriers" - Link "Wak job, only 9.95$" - O'hare's Car wash (Meant Wax...job) "No shoes, no shirt, no pants? No problem." - Drew's dept. store. "US courting Mongolia to counter China" Link -Guess Mongolia looked better.....

How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet t...

Ok, first of all. This is an attempt at a humorous written comic. A Satire/spoof, nothing but comedy. So, bear with me. Also, If you feel that there are any direct references that you do not care for... just let me know. I do not write these to intentionally poke at one as to condem, just to joke around. Also, I am *not* directly/indirectly meaning anything towards the admins. The possibility of someone thinking that sprang into my mind. And i wanted to make it clear. Anyway, I got the i...

Well, this was sent to me by a friend who found it on a writing sight... NOTE: THIS IS NOT MINE , but it is funny as hell... Hell Found me Hell found me. Funny thing, I wasn't even purposely looking for Hell. It just kinda happened. Actually, he was dressed pretty nice. Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking Hell is a place, not a person. Yeah, that's what I used to think too. Nah, he's a person representing the place of hell, working a job just like you and me...